Why yes, I am a Nerd Girl

Michael: Well if you used a different charger for your phone, you might have destroyed the battery. Did you check the amps/voltage?
Me: Oh. Right. Hm, didn’t think of that.
Michael: You might’ve blasted your battery! You gave it too much charge and destroyed the flux capacitor!
Me: Now that is just silly. You can’t destroy the flux capacitor by giving it too much charge, as soon as you hit 88mph you’re already traveling through time. There is no going faster than 88mph. You need a better metaphor.
Michael: That’s a good point.
Jesse: …You guys are blowing my mind. You know the exact miles per hour it takes to time travel??
Me: Well sure. It’s not that fast.